What booms on social media, will inevitably find its way onto online dating profiles, as illustrated below.

The pool inflatable is an example of a cultural and social trend that has gained incredible traction. What was once an accessory for a child, now becomes a prolific commodity amongst older generations, to showcase around and in a body of water. The use of an inflatable, (whatever form it takes: mystical creature or pizza) become a visual presentation of the thriving, overjoyed individual that rides it. This is a trend enjoying its time in the spotlight but inevitably it will dwindle out of existence as the next Instagram worthy holiday accessory comes into light. 

Anyone have an item in mind that can replace the highly coveted pool inflatable?